Chocolate: The Evil Force 

There are chocolates in the linen cupboard, 
Turkish delight in the closet in the hall, 
The rum-soaked cherry centred ones  
are the sweetest candies of them all 

I致e hidden naughty nougats 
inside the laundry hamper; 
if my husband finds them 
on me he値l pose a damper. 
 
There痴 marzipan in the kitchen  
perched on cabinets so tall. 
The only place there is no chocolate 
in right inside the wall.  

Lurking like an evil force 
and concealed within my house, 
it affects everything in its path 
from human being down to mouse 

I値l give up cookies, cake and pie,  
I値l even give up buns and bread,  
But if I知 forced to surrender chocolate 
I値l place a curse upon your head. 

c2009